Jay's Thoughts

EAGLES GO DOWN!!

2005-02-08T07:13:00.000-08:00

ONE Team!!
ONE City!!
ONE Dream!!

For two weeks I had to put up with these wacko Eagles fans that bought into the fact that the Eagles were going to win the Super Bowl. For two weeks I had to hear people break into that fucking E-A-G-L-E-S chant for no fucking reason. For two weeks I had to hear those stupid Eagles songs on the radio. As we got closer to the Super Bowl more and more people starting to buy into this whole SUPER BOWL THING!! More and more people were wearing the Jerseys or those fucking black ONE shirts.
I didn't buy into any of this shit. Why? Cause they NEVER had a chance!!!
What happened next? Well my boy Mike Eliason put it best. "The Eagles are like being with a hot chick. You are hanging out and she starts rubbing you crotch through your pants while you are making out. Things are getting really crazy and just when you think you are going to get some she stops laughs in your face and walks out the door."
When the clock hit 00:00 on that game if you listened closely you could hear the sound of millions of hearts breaking through out the area. You saw pictures of grown men crying in Philly.

My advice Philly fans is give up!!! It ain't going to happen. Take it from a proud Buffalo Bills fan. Some things just ain't going to happen in your life time.

Best and Worst Movies!!

2005-01-23T20:07:00.000-08:00

So my girl Nikki asked me tonight what was my favorite all time movie and it gave me my idea for my next Blog Entry. My Top Ten list of the Best and Worst movies ever made. Hope you enjoy.

Best Movies

10. Love and Basketball: The best basketball movie ever made. The ending brings a tear to the eye every time.

9. Half Baked: Dave Chappelle and Weed what more can you ask for in a movie?

8. Godfather: Makes you just love being an Italian!!

7. Scarface: The reason AL is god!!!

6. Apolocylpse Now: Great scene in any movie is Bobby Devaul crouching on a beach saying "I love the smell of napalm in morning it smells like victory"

5. Boondock Saints: This movie will change your life!!! All Saints Day better be made!!

4. Cruel Intentions: SARAH M. GELLAR!!! CAN I HIT THAT?!!!

3. Star Wars Trilogy: Three of the most amazing movies ever!! 30yrs later and you still aren't sick of them!!

2. Friday: Chris Tucker is the man!!! Before he decided to become serious all the time Chris Tucker was the best!!! SMOKEY!!!

And the #1 Best Movie of All Time

1. Usual Suspects: KEYSER SOZE!!! Movie straight kicks ass!!! LOVE KEVIN SPACEY!!!

Honorable Mention: Animal House, Ray, Breakfest Club, How High, Patton, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Saving Private Ryan.

Worst Movies

10. Passion of the Christ: THERE IS NO FUCKING GOD!!! WHO CARES ABOUT SOME GUY GETTING STAPLED TO A CROSS?

9. Thin Red Line: Does anyone know what this one is about? Anyone?

8. ELF: PIECE OF SHIT!!! Seriously I thought it was supposed to be a comedy!!

7. Dude Where's My Car: Dude I can't believe I paid to see this movie!! I can't believe they made this shit!!

6. Signs: There is 2 hours of my life I'm never ever getting back!!

5. Black Knight: Thank god for Martin and Bad Boys because Martin Lawerence's Career would be over if not!!

4. Crossroads: You see what a lot of liquor and the promise of seeing Britany in underwear gets you!!! Even that couldn't save this movie!!

3. Carwash: Thank god Dr. Dre can make beats and Snoop can rap because this piece of shit is terrible!!!

2. ANYTHING J-LO: There are so many bad films that she has made I had to just group them together. Will someone please for the love of god tell me why she is famous?

AND THE #1 WORST FILM EVER

1. LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY: A NEVERENDING GAY PORNO!!! THE MAIN REASON PEOPLE ARE VIRGINS UNTIL COLLEGE!!! GET LIVES PEOPLE THIS SHIT IS SUCKS!!!! SORRY BRYAN!!

Letter to the President

2005-01-13T23:20:00.000-08:00

Dear Mr. Bush,

How do you sleep at night? I understand that being President has to be a really tough job in which you have to make all kind of rough decisions but are any of those decisions lying to the people of America?
The other day you called off the search for Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. The result of this wonderful search? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! I remember shortly after 9-11 you and people of your administration stood in front of the cameras and told the American people that Iraq was a threat. That Iraq had STOCKPILES of these WMDs. You convinced the people of America that going to war against Iraq was the right thing to do. Now you have nothing to show for it except over 1000 flag draped coffins, a war that is far from over, and a country in Iraq that is no better off than it was before. Oh yea you got Saddam and killed his two sons but hate to break this to you Bush, Israel would have done it for 5 bucks and a pack of stamps. Hell we could have sent a couple of Navy Seals in and maybe Delta Force and been in and out before dinner.
WMDs wasn't what this whole war was about was it George? What this whole war comes down to is that you finished something that your father couldn't years back. You couldn't wait to sit on that Aircraft Carrier and proclaim victory. You were so excited about it you jackass that you did it before the fucking war is over. You sent young men and women across the world to fight against what you told them was a threat to their homes and the people you love. YOU LIED TO THEM MR. PRESIDENT!!!
That's not even the best part is it? While you were busy mopping up for your daddy you have yet to bring to justice the man that was REALLY behind the attacks of 9-11. Bin Laden has been allowed to get away because you failed to do the one thing you promised the AMERICAN people and that's to BRING TO JUSTICE those responsible. Do you remember saying that sir? Do you remember sitting at a fucking school and saying that? Do you remember sitting on the ashes of the Trade Towers and promising those fire fighters that you wouldn't let those RESPONSIBLE get away? LOL
You talk about terrorism and threats. You sit and tell people that Iraq was the problem. In the mean time countries like Iran and North Korea are allowed to build up their nuclear arsenal. You used terror Mr. President to convince the American people that Saddam would come to their house and hurt them. You used 9-11 as an example!! What is even worst is that the majority of people in this country fell for it!! I was never worried about an Iraq tank driving down my street. I never once thought about Saddam trying to take over America. What did Saddam ever really accomplish? He took over Kuwait. He took over a country the size of Rhode Island? Shit Mr. President give me like 8 of my friends and some M4s and I could take over Rhode Island!!
A couple of years ago Bill Clinton was almost impeached for lying about getting a fucking blow job!! He was almost stripped of the presidency for lying about a BJ? Why aren't you being impeached for lying sir? Why aren't you being impeached for lying to the America people. Don't you think costing young American Soldiers their lives is just as bad as fucking lying about a BJ? Oh wait it's not. I forgot who runs this country. The religious right. To them BJs are more important than Soldiers. To them you have done nothing wrong!!
Mr. President I hope you can sleep at night knowing what you have done. I'm sure at the rate you are going eventually you'll invade the right country and find those WMDs you have been looking for hell maybe BIN LADEN too. Try North Korea or Iran or maybe even China. The only question is Mr. President How many more men and women will have to die because of your lies? Will it be my brother or any of the countless friends and family I have in the service? Only time will tell.

Thanks for your time Sir.
Sincerely,
Jay

Random Thoughts!

2005-01-12T18:12:00.000-08:00

After writing about the stupid Tsunami for the past couple of entries I figured I would take a break and write about something new. Since I couldn't come up with any one thing that would be worth writing about I figured I would just write about some random shit.

1. Paris Hilton to tape an episode of Simple Life at Cleary Middle School in Buena, NJ: This had to be my highlight of the past couple of weeks. I found it funny that she has decided to come to Jerz and more importantly my former Middle School. I mean I can't really blame her. Buena is probably the only place in the country the girls are sluttier than she is. According to the paper some parents are against it and complaining to the Board of Ed. Speaking as someone that went through the school I think the kids are already a little fucked up I don't think having Paris around can hurt at all. Hell maybe me and some of the boyz can take her to the Frosted Mug!! GOOD TIMES IN THE JERZ!!

2. Ashlee Simpson gets booed at Orange Bowl: Apparently this girl has failed to realize that she isn't hot and she has basically no talent!! If you can't get cheers from 70,000 drunken college kids than you probably just find a new job. The only reason people even bother talking to this girl is they hope to find a way to bang her sister!! YOU CAN'T BE UGLY AND HAVE NO TALENT!! SHIT DON'T WORK!!

3. Neither one of the Olsen twins was killed in the Tsunami: Do we really need two? I mean seriously? One will do. If there was god which obviously there isn't he would have sent the Tsunami to get rid of one of them.

4. Mike Eliason NEEDS SEX: My boy Mike is growing insane from his lack of sex with women. For months his insanity has been growing but it was until the other day when he made two completely out of control comments that Mike has lost his mind. Maybe I'm wrong you be the judge. Comment 1: "The US gave money to the Tsunami victims only because it had to keep the world happy by LICKING THEIR CLIT" Comment 2: " We should start taking our troops out of the Middle East and just start nuking the countries until they are glass"

5. A Night With K-Scap: 2:30 am driving to Buena to pick her up. Her walking out of her house with a case of beer in her hand. Getting in my truck and us driving around South Jersey. Asking Cops if they would like some beer. Than stealing things from people's yards and putting them in my truck. Than at the end of the night telling me that I can have all the things she stole. It's so good to have her back!!!

6. Bush calls off the search for WMD's after finding NOTHING: Well it's good that we invaded a country for the right reasons!! Good news though: Bush hasn't called off the search for Bin Laden. He still looking for him all over IRAQ!!!

7. The world isn't what you see on the movies: A TSUNAMI isn't a wave the size of the Statue of Liberty. It doesn't move at the speed of a jet plane!! I love that people see things on the movies and they are like OMG that must be real!!! What world do you people live in? Cause if it's the same one I live in my only hope is the a Tsunami hits your country!! Oh and to the Britsh people who keep posting Are you guys serious? You worship a Queen!! You eat fish and chips!! You fucking watch Soccer!! If wasn't for us in WW2 you would be speaking fucking German!! You are an Island!! Want to know why we are allies all the time? It's because we fucking kicked your asses TWICE!!! You don't want to step up and get knocked out three times!!!

8. A COUPLE OF PEOPLE DIE WHEN A TSUNAMI HITS INDONEISA!!! So what people died. GET OVER IT!! SHIT HAPPENS!! Good thing the Bush decided to send those people help!! If I was president I would have sent them a bunch of sponges to soak up the water. OF COURSE SOME SWIMMIES!!! Than told them "Don't call us we'll call you"

Before I bounce I would just like to say something about all the responses I have gotten about my Tsunami entries. You people needs lives. I started this page because my friends thought it would be funny to see what I think on certain issues. I think it's funny that you fucking idiots get so upset about what I say and how I feel. You people judge like you know me. Like we are friends or you have seen me on street and talked to me but you don't fucking know me and that makes your opinions of me worthless. Until you have walked a minute in my shoes don't for one second pretend you know anything about me.
The Tsunami hitting Indonesia was really terrible thing but you know what SHIT HAPPENS!!! I'm not going to shed tear or donate money everytime a couple of people die somewhere on this planet.
"Remember you people from other countries only exist because we allow it." "You need us more than we need you!"

Donation

2005-01-09T20:17:00.000-08:00

Ladies and Gentlemen I would like to say I'm sorry for my previous blog entries. After reading all your responses I saw the errors in my way and I realized that I was being nothing more than heartless.
That being sad I have decided to open up my heart and make a donation to the victims of the Tsunami. I'm donating snorkels and swimmies that way this will never happen again!! I would just like to say I'm sorry again to all those people that my previous blog entries might have hurt!!

LOL!! Are you fucking serious? Did you think I would care about your responses? To tell you all the truth, me and my friends just sat here and laughed at you people. I think it's pretty funny that you care so much about some stupid people in INDONESIA but when it comes to our soldiers in Iraq it's like they don't matter. To all you fucking foreigners that responded you don't even have say!! How dare you tell me anything!! If it wasn't for America you would even exist!! How many times has America saved someone else's ass!! WORLD WAR 2...Ring a bell to anyone? If you aren't from this country don't even bother opening your mouth about my beliefs. To those that are from this country that responded yea I'm heartless but you know what I donated after 9-11. I have a lot boys that are fire fighters. I also have a lot of friends in family that are in the military and I give time and money to them too. As for the Hurricanes in Florida? I worked for an Ice Company this summer who donated ice to the people of Florida. Don't fucking question me you fucking idiots!! Get off your fucking asses and do something!! Stop wasting your time with other fucking countries and start worrying about AMERICA!!!
Before America starts handing out money to some jackasses that couldn't swim or run how about we hand some money out to the people IN AMERICA that need it!!!

One last thing and this is for all you people responding from other countries: AMERICA IS THE WORLD!!! PLAIN AND SIMPLE!! YOU PEOPLE EXIST CAUSE AMERICA ALLOWS IT!!! YOU NEED US MORE THAN WE NEED YOU!!!

Tsunami 2

2005-01-06T22:56:00.000-08:00

Apparently people want to bash me for some of the things I said in my last entry. I could do the easy thing and say I'm sorry but seriously it would be a fucking lie!!! The truth is that I meant every single word I said in my entry!!
Instead of bashing me though maybe you idiots should come back from whatever world you fucking idiots are living on cause it's not REALITY!!! Even after a couple of days I still don't care about any single one of the over 150,000 that died!! They should have ran when the ocean disappeared!! THAT SHIT STILL AIN' T NORMAL!! The still should have put some swimmies on and maybe took a swim lesson!! I think it's a waste of good money to send $350 Million to Indonesia!! The reason I think these things is because I'm one of the few Americans that give a shit about AMERICA!!! Before you people cry a fucking tear or send a fucking dollar to INDONESIA how about you care about your own country!! Care about the little boy or girl that was innocently shot down in any city tonight!! Or care about the little boy or girl that is poor or homeless. Care about the young men and women soldiers that are dying in Iraq over a pointless war!!! Care about AMERICA before anyone else!!
This summer hurricanes pounded Florida and in the process leaving many people with out homes and Florida in ruin. When this happened did any of these countries send money? Did anyone send food or help build shelters? More importantly do you think any one in INDONESIA shed a tear for those people? How about instead of sending them $350 Million dollars how about we give it to those people IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA that could use.
You people want to feel bad for the little boy or girl that might have lost their mom or dad or you want to feel bad for the mom or dad that might have lost their child? FUCK YOU!! Feel bad for the mom or dad who child was innocently killed IN AMERICA!! Or feel bad for the little boy or girl who's dad or mom is coming home in a flag drapped coffin!! Feel bad for the little boy or girl that is sleeping in the streets tonight or feel bad for the family that has nothing to eat tonight!! Don't fucking bash me cause I don't give two flying fucks about some people in INDONESIA!! The truth I live in the real world!! The truth is in the real world the people of INDONESIA wouldn't care about me!!

How about we start taking care of us before we help anyone else!!

BASH ME ALL YOU WANT!! ATLEAST I SEE THE WORLD FOR WHAT IT IS!! COLD AND HEARTLESS!!

Tsunami?

2005-01-04T13:02:00.000-08:00

So apparently a Tsunami hit somewhere in Asia. I'm not really sure where it hit because to be honest I just don't care!! I think it's funny that everyone is now rushing out and sending money to these people. If this shit happened here would any of these other fucking countries come to our aid? HELL NO!! Most of these countries would probably laugh at us!! So why should I care about these people?
To tell you the truth I think these stupid people got what they deserved. Apparently for 30-45 minutes the ocean disappeared and no one thought it was strange!! People on the beach stood there and looked at all the fish that could be seen!! If I'm on a beach somewhere and the Ocean disappears my fat ass is running!! Are you fucking serious? That shit ain't normal!! RUN PEOPLE RUN!!! In 30-45 minutes I could get from my house to outside Philly!! I could get from my house to past Cherry Hill!! The other problem I have with this whole thing is that from every picture I have seen on the news the places that got hit didn't look all that nice. They sure as hell didn't look clean so you know what they got a free wash out of it! Don't bitch!!
If anything this Tsunami proved there are too many people out there that can't swim!! WHO CAN'T SWIM!!! It's 2005 now people put on some swimmies and learn to swim!! If not come on learn to float!!

Send them money if you want!!

The Ocean disappears and you don't run?!! RUN PEOPLE RUN!!!
Look at it this way atleast no hot girls died!!

NEW YEARS!!!

2005-01-01T11:13:00.000-08:00

All I needed was:
BOTTLE OF RUM!!
BOTTLE OF GREY GOOSE!!
BLUNTS!!!
WHOLE LOT OF FRIENDS!!

Shit is Crazy!! NEW YEARS IN JERZ!!

Too fucking hung over for anything more than that!!

HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL MY BOYZ AND ALL MY GIRLZ!!

I ain't going to make the same mistake this year I have made in the past!!

Making Xmas Better!!

2004-12-29T11:44:00.000-08:00

The other day I was just sitting around thinking about how great Christmas is when I asked myself "How could Christmas get any better?" So I thought about it for a bit and I put together a Top Ten list of Things that could make Christmas better!! Here it is!

10. Weed and Liquor is handed out to all those that have to spend Christmas with the family they don't even like!!
9. If you use the word Chrismika or and other combination of holiday you are taken out and shot!!
8. People should have to only get gifts on your list!! Why give me shit I don't want that I'm just going to fucking take back the next day?
7. CHRISTMAS SEX!!! Fuck kissing under the missletoe lets just fuck!!
6. LIL JON'S CHRISTMAS ALBUM: He sings all your Christmas hits!!! Shit don't get better than that!
5. Instead of Santa Tracker on all these TV Channels how about someone tells us where the fuck BIN LADEN is!!!
4. Everyone gets their own elf!! Who doesn't wish they have a midget?
3. Christmas songs are only allowed to be played on one station between the hours of 6am Dec 24 to 12pm Dec 25!! How many times can we hear the same shit?
2. ANOTHER PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE!!!
And the #1 thing that could make Christmas better?

ALISON WAS HERE AND NOT IN THE ISLANDS!!!!!!!

Coke Problem?

2004-12-17T00:21:00.000-08:00

Have you seen Becky lately? She looks great!!

Over the past couple of months everyone has been talking about how great Becky looks. To be honest with everyone I have to agree Becky looks great!!!
Everyone wants to know what diet she used and tell her how happy they are for her. NOT ME!!!! I'm worried about Becky!! I like everyone else cares for Becky (not as much as Mike E.) but I care about her!! Unlike everyone else though I'm not missing the signs!! All the signs are there!! People are are just overlooking them!!

Much like Barry Bonds using steriods Becky is using fitness enhancing drugs. There is only one drug that can be and that's cocaine!! The sniffles, losing all that weight, and making out with Eliason. Sounds like a problem to me!! Did anyone see Anna Nicole Smith and her stupid Trim Spa comercials? TRIM SPA MY ASS!!! More like COKE SPA!!! Becky is playing with fire and she needs her friends to help her. I think it's time for an intervention!! Lets help Becky before it's too late!!!

Call Mike E at his office for information and times for the HELP BECKY Intervention.

Drink of the moment!!!

2004-12-16T15:14:00.000-08:00

Since I'm not really in the mood to write I figured I would just share a drink recipe with you. It's my current drink of the moment that I order when I'm out.

2 shots of Grey Goose Vodka (Only the best will do)
1 shot of Malbu Rum (Mango if available)
Top with some Orange Juice and a cherry

Not really sure if there is a name of the drink since I have never seen it ordered by anyone else but it is very good!

Served with a nice fat Philly or a packed bowl makes for even a better time!!

ENJOY!!

Coming soon: Crazy's Christmas Special

Pearl Harbor Day!

2004-12-09T00:28:00.000-08:00

Yesterday marked the 63rd anniversary of the day Pearl Harbor was bombed. One December 7th, 1941 the Japanese launched a surprise attack on the America Naval Base at Pearl Harbor. The attack cost over 2400 Americans their lives and pulled America into World War 2. The people of this country put down their differences and came together to fight against Japan and Germany. Young boys were lying about their age just to join the service and go and fight for this country. No matter what walk of life they came from people were willing to go and die for this country. The men and women of this country would no let us be defeated.
Fast forward to December 7th, 2004. Once again America is at war. This time though America isn't coming together. People are not rushing out to join the service. The question is why?

After September 11th President Bush vowed much like President Roosevelt did 63 years ago that he would go after those responsible for the bombings in NY and Washington. Instead he used the tragedy of September 11th to go after a country that had nothing to do with what happened. To date there has been no connection of Iraq to September 11th. To date no evidence of a direct threat from Iraq to America can be shown. To put it in perspective it would have been like President Roosevelt declaring war on Australia. People don't have faith in our President anymore especially when that President lies to us.
Sadly I don't know what it would take to bring this country together again. Will it be a man bent on world control like Adolf Hitler or a country like Japan to attack us while we sleep?

We all should remember December 7th, 1941 not just because of those brave Americans that died or the tragedy that occurred. We should remember December 7th, 1941 because it's the last time we can say that we were THE UNITED States of America.

THE DIVA

2004-12-02T19:08:00.000-08:00

Question: How can a man be gay?

Like every other straight guy on this planet I had NO problem with two beautiful ladies kissing and making love to each other!! (thank god for Vanessa) When it came to two guys doing that it really freaked me out. I mean how could any guy turn down pussy!! (There is nothing better that making love to a beautiful girl while she is screaming your name in pleasure!) Sorry about that I was getting carried away but you see my point.

There is one guy though that has said fuck women and followed his heart no matter where it took him. THAT MAN IS THE DIVA!!
At Rowan "The Diva" is sort of a legend. "The Diva" is this guy Gay Mikey who has taking the campus and everyone on it by storm. When I first met him I didn't know what to think. Here was this guy surrounded by women and all he was doing was checking out other guys! This was a little different for me. Since I ain't one of these homophobic pricks out there I sat and talked to him for a hot minute. I got to know the guy behind the "The Diva". He quickly became a favorite of the ladies of ASA and was mad a "sister". If you hang out with Gay Mikey you will realize that he is the life of a party. He always makes people laugh and a great person to talk to. Gay Mikey has become well known for his "Diva" snap, his walk, and his drinking of Cosmos.

Mikey is one of the coolest guys I have known and I'm glad that I can call him my friend. Once you know Mikey you realize that even if he was into women he would still be "THE DIVA"!!!!

Gravity Bong Strikes Back!!

2004-11-29T23:11:00.000-08:00

The Place: Certain ASA's House
The Time: Shortly after Thanksgiving Dinner

It happened again!! There I was having just getting done Thanksgiving dinner. I figured what would be the perfect dessert than a little puff puff give. Once again my favorite ASA came through. So I left my house and went over her's to chill for a hot minute. While there I once again hit her "Grav Bong". All I needed was to hit it one and half times and I was good to go. So we went back upstairs to chill and watch some TV when Sabrina showed up. MAN WAS SHE LOOKING GOOD!! The whole time sitting there all I could think about was her. Finally I decided it was time for me to bounce. I knew I was pretty fucked up. The whole way home I felt like I wasn't in my body. I kept on thinking that I was skipping time!! It was fucking insane. When I got home I called my girl Alison and she kept me from going insane. We talked for a while (3 hours) and than I finally fell asleep. I keep saying that I would never hit a gravity bong again but yet I found myself starting to make one today!! It's going to be a long winter!!
Thanx Chrissy for making Thanksgiving a little more fun!!
LUV YA!!!

Brina: If there comes a time I don't have a girl I'm going to rock your world. Just wear the outfit from the other night!!

"Love Hurts"

2004-11-24T13:53:00.000-08:00

When I'm all alone laying in bed I find myself thinking about you. I think about the fun we used to have. I think about your beautiful eyes and that amazing smile. I think about how you made me feel like I could take on the world. I think about how you used to be my world. I think about how when I was hurting you would hold me close and tell me everything would be ok. I think about how when I was sad you always made me laugh. I think about how beautiful you used to be even in sweats. I think about how great you smelled and of the way you used to kiss.
Things have changed though. There is hate between us now. So I stop myself from thinking about you and I move on. Knowing you whereever you are, your not thinking about me.

"Love Hurts"

What I'm thankful for!

2004-11-23T08:31:00.000-08:00

With Thanksgiving on Thursday I figured I would put a list out of the thing I'm most thankful for in this world. HOT GIRLS!! So the following is a top ten list of the most attractive girls that have ever known.

10. Julia G: Lake Placid's finnest. One of those girls you know don't have to rock makeup to look good. Just naturally beautiful. Laid back. Great Friend.
9. Angeline P: Fun girl. Just one of the guys. Another girl who you know can rock it without makeup!! WAY HOT!!
8. Vanessa: It absolutely sucks that you are into girls. The perfect balance of attitude and sex appeal!!
7. Gabby D: LOL!! That's all I have to say!
6. Melissa Sileo's Mom: MILF!! If you looked up the word class there would be Mrs. Sileo. Absolutely hot!!
5. Alison Q: POTENTIAL!! Such a banging body. Great ASS!! Awesome sense of humor!! Has room to get better too!!
4. Carly M: While beating your ass she'll still look hot!! Another girl that go without the makeup!!
3. Natalie V: I can't even believe I forgot my Puerto Rican Queen!! Nat is so fucking hot!! The type of hot that takes your breath away!!
2. Amy T: THE ASIAN PRINCESS!!! Amy gets hotter and hotter every day!! Tiny body but rocks it well!! Give me some Soy Sause and Chop sticks!!
1. Sue B: Was there ever a question who it would be? Sue is the type of girl you see in Maxim or FHM!! Unbelievable!!

Honorable Mention: Colleen,Heather R, Melissa S, Jamie M, Val,Leslie W,Kristy P,Erin,Erica P,Tammy,Nikki B,Sabrina,Burn,and Kelly.

THANKS FOR ALL THESE HOT GIRLS!! WITHOUT THEM LIFE WOULDN'T BE WORTH LIVING!!!

Thanksgiving?

2004-11-23T08:11:00.000-08:00

Thanksgiving is just a couple of days away. The first Thanksgiving happened many years ago when the pilgrims shared a mean with Indians. Since than Thanksgiving has become a holiday where families and friends get together and give thanks for what they have. They all sit and enjoy a large dinner. Watch a parade and maybe enjoy a football game or two. Alot of people think Thanksgiving is the second best holiday after Christmas. Well I think Thanksgiving IS BULLSHIT!!
What most people don't tell you that shortly after that first Thanksgiving we started to destroy the Indian's land. We stole things from them at an alarming rate. We forced them out of their homes of hundreds and sometimes thousands of years and into reservations. We bought huge amounts of lands from them for nothing more than beads. We killed off most of their food and we did it for sport. We told them that even though they were here first everything than had was ours.
I wonder if those Indians at the first Thanksgiving knowing what was about to come would have sat down with those pilgrims and shared food with them. I wonder if they would have told them to go fuck themselves and than killed the pilgrims while they ate. Thanksgiving is supposed to be a happy holiday. In reality it's a holiday to mark the beginning of the end for the Indians. The people that were here first!! Hell atleast they got a holiday out of it!!

Bob Carson is back!!

2004-11-22T05:41:00.000-08:00

I would just like to say welcome back to Bobby Carson!!
Life just hasn't been the same without you buddy!! I guess Heather will stop sleeping over but it's okay because we atleast have you back Bobby!!! BOB CARSON IS THE FUCKING MAN!!!

I GOT A FORK AND SOME JERKY!

White People

2004-11-22T04:16:00.000-08:00

I HATE WHITE PEOPLE!! Alot of people think it's funny when I say that but there is nothing about that statement that I find funny. I'm not white I'm Italian. What's the difference? Well the difference is in my way of thinking compared to most of the white people I know.
The other night at the bar I was hanging out with some of my friends when someone used the N-word!! You would think that people have grown since the days of slavery but yet we haven't. Racism is as common as it was in the 1860's. I just don't get how people my age could still be racist. I mean how does that happen? Is it because of your parents? What is it? It's sad to see that so many people are still racist.
The are closet racist though. These are the people that will say things like "I have alot of black friends" but when those "black friends" aren't around they have no problem making racist jokes or using the N-word. I wonder what their "black friends" would say if they heard that. People need to grow up and deal with who they are not who other people are. Martin Luther King had a dream and sadly I don't think I will see that dream in my lifetime.
Racism isn't the only reason I hate white people though. I hate white people for the stupid and pointless things they add to life.
Have you ever sat down and watched one of those stupid reality shows and wonder who puts this shit together? White People!!!! You ever wonder what makes people like Dr. Phil and Oprah famous? White People!!!! Who created people like Gabby and put them in my life? WHITE PEOPLE!!! Who watches gay sports like hockey? WHITE PEOPLE!!! Do you wonder who reelected President Bush? RICH WHITE PEOPLE!!! White people are destroying this country and it needs to stop!!!
I used to say that I'm not racist but the truth is maybe I am. I HATE WHITE PEOPLE!!!

The Kiss Heard Around the World!!

2004-11-19T06:56:00.000-08:00

This is for you Mike Eliason!!

I have kissed alot of women in my life!! Some have been good and some well some have been bad!! However there is one girl who's kiss stands out from everyones.

Sabrina (ASA)
She has the type of kiss that takes your breath away. I have never felt that type of passion from any other girl I have kissed in my life. You feel like she is actually touching your heart with her tongue. However the best thing about Brina's kisses? SHE BITES!!! I am sure both Fesh, Jerry, and Corey can atest to this. Unlike those pussies though I loved it!!! It's always fun to kisser a girl and taste a little blood!! Sabrina is an amazing woman and even a more amazing kisser!!! I for one will never forget our brief kiss. I still have the bite marks!!!

Thanks Brina!!!

My Angels!!

2004-11-19T06:23:00.000-08:00

You ever just have one of those days when the shit is hitting the fan and you are about to lose your mind? You ever have one of those day when a liter of Grey Goose and an ounce of weed won't even make you feel better? I think everyone has those days. I'm lucky though because I have three angels in my life that seem to always make me smile even when I'm about to flip out. These three people mean alot to me and I just want to say thank you.

Heather R: What is there to say about you? Try insane!!! There is no one like you. You are honest and not afraid to hurt my feelings. You are also one of the craziest people I have ever met. You have always been there for me when I needed a friend and always kicked me in my ass when I needed that too. Thanks for everything!! Don't forget to invite me to the Bobby Carson wedding either!! I am the one that got you two together!!!

Julia G: LOL The single best listener in my life!! All these other mother fuckers tell me to act but you tell me to think!! I can't even begin to think about all the jail cells you have probably kept me out of. To think that such a good friend came out of one of my biggest mistakes. You are a goddess among girls. You have to be the sweetest person I have ever met. Without you who knows where I would be!!

Alison Q: You are everything I hate about white people in more!!! There is just something about you though that I love!!! No one has gotten closer to me quicker than you have. You are a great friend!!! You ever need anything I got your back cutie!!

Honorable Mention:
The Devil (GD),Carly,Tubes,Sileo,Paco,Hollie,K-Scap,BURN!!!

A Letter to the Youth of America

2004-11-18T06:06:00.000-08:00

Dear Youth of America,

The other night I sat down to watch the news. So I turn on ABC and the most important thing they are talking about is a commercial in which a hot older woman drops a towel and jumps in Terrell Owens (Eagles WR) arms. Sounds crazy right? It wasn't. You didn't see tits or her ass. There was no sex. All that you saw was this girl's back. A bare back!! THIS IS IMPORTANT?? ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!
Soldiers are dying and fighting in Iraq every day, the country is divided as badly as it was in 1860 (Civil War), people are homeless and this is the most important thing we have to talk about? That's the type of country we live in now!! POST 9-11??! Bullshit!! It's called DURING BUSH!!! We live in a world were a girls back is fucking more important than some kids life. Wait wait I'm wrong. Don't forget Janet Jackson's tit or Howard Stern's mouth, or Lesbians kissing or anything else that our president and his bible loving posse can bitch about. They say it's indecent!! It's bad for the children!!!
You guys got what you wanted. You got a guy that will stop all the naked backs on TV. He will make sure no girls kiss each other. He will make sure that when you get your girl pregnant you can't take her to get an abortion you'll have to push her down those stairs. He will make sure Howard Stern and people like him can't talk about what they want. YOU GOT THE RIGHT GUY FOR THE JOB!!!

Oh but wait if you want to see your brother, sister, or even you go and fight and die in a country for no other reason than to make his dad proud and to get rich off the oil than you also got the right man for the job. America is a dream!! It's a dream that 1,000 of young soldiers will never realize. America is heading down an ugly road and guess what Bush is at the wheel. Be Proud America!!

Sincerely,
Jason Paladino

The Attack of the Gravity Bong!!

2004-11-17T07:28:00.000-08:00

Last night I was attacked. Much like Dr. Dre at the Vibe awards I did nothing to cause this attack! Last night I was attacked by the Gravity Bong!! While at the house of a certain ASA I decided to take a hit and a half off a gravity bong!! Now I'm from South Jersey we do blunts so hitting this was like hitting a mack truck!! At one point I thought my face was melting off. This had to be the craziest expierence of my life. Even crazier than Wes' knife hits this summer. Some how after this I managed to get in my truck and drive home. When I got home I mad the mistake of calling my friend Alison. I really don't remember much of the convo or how long we talked. Considering our already crazy relationship I can only imagine what was said! I would like to thank that special ASA for that completely insane time!!

My Girl Sue!!!

2004-11-16T07:50:00.000-08:00

Today Mike Eliason commented on something that I think all of us could agree on. SUSAN BLAKE is the single hottest girl on the Rowan campus. Besides dating Fesh she really doesn't have any flaws. I have known alot of beautiful women in my life but even I would have to say that none compare the beautiful Sue. Mike has decided that he is going to use his power as Greek Leader Guy and make that Sue has to enter the Maxim contest so that the world can share in her beauty. I would like to hear from all of you on how you feel about this. If you think this is a good idea and more importantly if you have any other hot women you think that should be involved!! Thank you and goodnight!!